Friday, January 04, 2008

Wisdom From A Laugh 60

* Dream
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The meaning of
Reflecting…What turns out in reality sometimes is not what one expects.

*Wife’s Birthday
A wife told her husband that it was not necessary for him to remember her birthday which fell on the following week.
Actually, deep down inside her she really meant :
"You’d better do or else …"
The husband knowing his wife too well, said,
“Oh, I do remember, darling.
What would you like to have for your birthday present?”
“Oh, I haven’t thought of it yet,” the wife said.
“I think anything with diamonds would be fine.”
For his wife’s birthday present, the husband gave her a pack of playing
Reflecting …* Beware! A sly and cunning person can respond to another's request in devious ways ... ways that con you

With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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