Sunday, September 21, 2008

Wisdom From Humor 75

The Juggler
A driver was pulled over by a Police officer for speeding.
As the officer was writing out the Summons, he noticed several sharp knives in the car.
“What are those for?” he asked the driver suspiciously.
“Oh, those are for my act,” the driver replied.
“You see, I’m a juggler.”
“Well, prove it to me,” the officer demanded, still a little unsure.
So the diver got out the knives and started juggling them, first with three, then more and finally seven at one time. The dangerous dazzling show really amazed the officer.
Just then another car happened to pass by and when he saw the juggling show, he slowed down. He said to his companion in the car, “That’s it buddy. I have to give up drinking. Just look at the ‘drunken driving’ test the traffic officers are giving now!”

What one sees and interprets does not necessarily correspond to the true actual state of affairs.

With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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