Saturday, September 02, 2006

Wisdom From A Laugh 21

Dark Secrets
At school Dennis was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at
least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them
by merely saying "I know the whole truth."
When Dennis went home from school that day, he approached his mother and said, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to get home from work, and greeted him with “I know the whole truth.” His father promptly handed him $40 and said, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, Dennis was on his way to school the next day when he saw the mailman at his front gate. The boy greeted him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms and said, “Then, come and give your real father a big hug.”
Secret affairs or adultery on the part of a husband or wife can end up with disastrous consequences.

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