Of Mindfulness and Silly Words 1

Reflect on the Jokes Below. When one loses mindfulness and clarity of thought, the most silly statements can be uttered ...

Things people actually said in court, word for word: ( Mind losing Clarity … )
# 1 Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

#2 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

#3 Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

#4 Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

#5 Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

#6 Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

#7 Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

#8 Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well I can see pretty well I think.

#9 Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.

#10 Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?