Saturday, July 19, 2008

Of Mindfulness and Silly Words 2

Reflect on the Jokes Below. When one loses mindfulness and clarity of thought, the most silly statements can be uttered ...
Things people actually said in court, word for word:
( Mind losing Clarity … )

#11 Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

#12 Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

#13 Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

#14 Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

#15 Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

#16 Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

#17 Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

#18 Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

#19 Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

#20 Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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