Sunday, July 20, 2008

Of Mindfulness and Silly Words 3

Reflect on the Jokes Below. When one loses mindfulness and clarity of thought, the most silly statements can be uttered ...

Things people actually said in court, word for word: ( Mind losing Clarity … )

#21 Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

#22 Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

#23 Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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